Pedophiles MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rect-Free Minecraft SMP Haven

haven’t seen, Months, crime, Minecraft, Protection

Tired of running into creepers and zombies in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is a pedo and tranner-free zone! Say goodbye to those unsavory characters and hello to a server where you can build and mine in peace.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, that’s classified information!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

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Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

Justice, crime, Social Issues, Retribution, pissed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

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Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, Gay, watcher, long tail, offensive

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Epstein’s Escape Minecraft Server

Evidence, Minecraft, Corruption, investigation, criminal activity

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a celebrity cheating scandal? Look no further than our server! Join us because we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, a hidden village of llamas who can speak Latin, and a conspiracy theory that Steve from Minecraft was actually killed because he was gonna expose pedophiles in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there!

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Minecraft Server Roasts & Rants

online discourse, Transgender, professional wrestling, critique, wrestling

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

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Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

stigmatized groups, illegal activities, child abuse, marginalized communities, psychological disorders

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing 😂✨ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles

punishment, Eliminate, Protection, world, Safety

Are you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots!

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Minecraft SMP: Off Season Updates General

Australia, Updates, Players, Golden Taz Edition, Championships

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Nicolas Cage? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the most epic off-season updates, where we’ve added flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone has to wear a sombrero while fighting off zombie hordes, and “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is reversed and you have to build upside down.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Wealthy Kids Gone Wild Minecraft Server

parenting, upbringing, wacko behavior, mental health, Wealthy

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the children of wealthy people run wild and wacko! Luigi, Lenin, Trump – they’re all here causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us for a chance to witness the craziness firsthand and maybe even become a part of the madness yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a billionaire’s kid and inherit their virtual fortune! Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

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Pepe Moon Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

memes, Pepe, Waiting, Pump, Boys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Pepe is about to moon and you don’t want to miss it! This server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of slurping (don’t ask, just do it). Trust us, you won’t regret it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooo!

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