pedo shit – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Miners

Balmung, Coeurl, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, DC AUCTION, Empyreum, Eulmore, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming Community, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, miners, Monthly Male Meetup, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, The Beehive, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg, zurvan

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Under the Nightly Sky Edition, is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Sister’sGF-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, family fight, family members, family only, family pester, family relationships, family wedding, Girlfriend, high school sweetheart, Minecraft, new girlfriend, Server, short flings, sister, SistersGFFree, step dad, step mom, Wedding, Wedding guest

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong!

Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?

With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancé caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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ToddlerTurfWars

avoidance, Boundaries, Chaos, children, Communication, Confrontation, family, generational differences, Interaction, neighbor, parenting, Playing, relationships, Respect, Space, toddlers, ToddlerTurfWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and chaos is left at the door!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.

Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.

So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉

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LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, coping, growth, inspiration, lemonade, LemonadeLover, lemons, Life, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, optimism, perspective, positivity, ProVerb, Quote, resilience, response, silver lining, smp

If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!

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Block Break-Up: Focus on Crafting

BLOCK, Breakup, Crafting, Focus, forgetting love, giving up on relationships, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-focus, self-fulfillment, self-prioritization

Are you tired of getting heartbroken in relationships? Well, forget about love and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about dating. Build your own virtual kingdom, battle dragons, and make friends with virtual sheep. Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless fun!

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PixelPCOS Power-Up

Endocrine System, fertility, hormonal disorders, hormonal function, hormonal health, hormonal imbalance, hormonal regulation, insulin resistance, metabolic parameters, PCOS, PixelPCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, powerup, reproductive health, supplementation, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiency symptoms, vitamin levels, vitamin therapy, weight management, Women’s Health

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t do nuthin’ for ya? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical land of wonder and excitement, where the sun always shines and the creepers are actually friendly!

Join our server and you’ll be feelin’ like a brand new person, thanks to our secret ingredient: Vitamin D! That’s right, we sprinkle that stuff on everything, and let me tell ya, it works wonders. Your metabolic parameters will be off the charts, and you’ll be runnin’ around like a crazy person in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special events every week, like the Great Creeper Dance-Off and the Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant. Plus, our staff is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. They’ll make sure you have the time of your life, even if it means sacrificing a few chickens along the way.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server today and start livin’ your best Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server that offers free Vitamin D supplements? It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions.

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IZMAILOV OPENED A HARDCORE Minecraft server

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Hardcore, IZMAILOV, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Opened, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, RPG, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the server “IZMAILOV OPENED HARDCORE” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MCR4.GGMINE.RU

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Please Join Our Server, We Promise There’s Not a Single Square Bracket in Sight!

Adventure, blog, Bracket, Cluescrolls, Cosmetics, facebook, Friends, instagram, Interactive, Join, Leaderboards, Map, mmorpg, Oldschool, Other, Pets, Promise, Quests, Rewards, Server, Sight, single, Skills, socials, Square, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me

Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/

Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41

Store: https://store.minescape.me/

Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape

Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape

Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	You can join by using the IP: minescape.me
Is the MineScape server active?	Yes, the server has active leaderboards and daily rewards.
Are there custom quests on MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to enjoy.
What are the social media links for MineScape?	You can find MineScape on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

VentCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, 10. Encouraging, 11. Hang up, 12. Communication issue, 13. Phone problem, 14. Computer log in, 15. Misunderstanding, 16. Frustration, 17. Online interaction, 18. Social media, 19. Technology glitch, 2. Mistake, 20. Apology, 3. /soc/, 4. Quebecer, 5. Kinky, 6. Autist, 7. Gay, 8. Hard penis, 9. Audio on cam, Minecraft, Server, VentCraft

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with kinky Quebecers, autists, and super nasty gay players! We have so much fun that even random encounters on /soc/ can’t compare. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have, like trying to fix someone’s phone through the power of Minecraft. So come join us and see what outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

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BetterHandledMC SMP

BetterHandledMC, browser, browsing habits, default browser, digital tools, edge, google chrome, handled better, internet, Microsoft edge, Mozilla firefox, online experience, Safari, smp, software, software preferences, tech industry, Technology, user experience, user preferences, web browsing, web surfing

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary browser warriors, Chrome and Edge. Chrome will stop at nothing to become the default browser of the server, while Edge is determined to prove that it’s not just a last resort option.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or take them down?

And let’s not forget about the infamous Creeper Mafia, who control the black market of explosive goods. Rumor has it they’re planning a heist on the server’s biggest diamond mine. Will you help them or stop them in their tracks?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos, drama, and unexpected alliances. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world!

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