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BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Countdown: Only 14 Hours Until Release!

#announcement, 14 hours, anticipation, Arrival, countdown, Crafty, debut, debut trail, eager, Event, EXCITEMENT, HOURS, IMMINENT, Launch, new, Premiere, Release, Reveal, soon, Upcoming, Waiting

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you ready for the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life?

Join our server that is launching in just 14 hours and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, battle zombie ninjas in the enchanted forest, and even uncover hidden treasures in the bottomless pit of doom!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret dance party every Friday night where you can show off your best moves and win diamond-encrusted armor as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey you’ve ever experienced!

GriefBusters: Where griefing is strictly prohibited!

60k a year, Advanced, Asylum, contaminated, divinity, dream, Expectations, Ford SUV, GriefBusters, Griefing, GRIEVING, hackers, Jen, loans, msnbc, political Twitter, popular beliefs, private tutors, Prohibited, Reality, REDACTED, secret spiritual experiences, Straight-A student, Strictly

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the adventure of a lifetime with Jen! She’s not just your average player, she earns 60k a year, drives a Ford SUV, and was a straight-A student all her life. But that’s not all, she also has secret spiritual experiences that are even more advanced than yours (and she’s never told anyone about them)!

One time, Jen appeared in my dream to tell me she took out loans to pay for private tutors for her kids. Can you believe it? She’s a true Minecraft legend! And let’s not forget the time she was mentioned on MSNBC, but I pretended I didn’t know who she was. Oh, the drama!

Join our server now and discover the mysteries of Jen’s world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about reality and divinity. Just remember, we don’t post about “Jennifer Psaki” here – that’s a whole other story!

CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft Madness & Memes

Alter Ego Super Bunyan, Berserker Kijyo Kōyō, Bonus servants, Caster Daikokuten, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, Caster Miyu Edelfelt, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, collaboration, Collabs events, CraftyCreeperz, Ember Gathering, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, fgog, Foreigner Voyager, friendlist spreadsheet, Interludes, Kinoko Nasu, Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Late April 2024, Login Bonus, madness, Mahoyo x FGO collab, memes, Minecraft, New Mission Release Campaign, ordeal call, Pickup Summon, Pretender Hephaestion, Pretender Lady Avalon, Rare Prism, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, Strengthening quests, Summon Tickets, Training Grounds, utility links, Witch on the Holy Night

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

🌟🔥🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮🔥🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us now and receive a login bonus that includes 3 SQ, 1 Golden Apple, 10 Crystallized Heroic Spirit (5 ATK, 5 HP) and 2M QP! Plus, the chances of obtaining Great (x2) and Super Success (x3) while strengthening your Servant will be doubled! Who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! All Ember Gathering and Training Grounds will be open for your enjoyment. And guess what? The scenario for this event was written by Kinoko Nasu himself! How cool is that?!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have limited-time collab events where you can summon Alter Ego Super Bunyan, Caster Daikokuten, Foreigner Voyager, Berserker Kijyo Kōyō, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, and Caster Miyu Edelfelt! These servants are so rare, you won’t want to miss out!

Join us for the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Mahoyo x FGO collab where you can meet Kenji Akabane, Yuusuke Kobayashi, Minami Tanaka, and Haruka Tomatsu! It’s going to be a blast!

Don’t miss out on the New Mission Release Campaign Part 6 where the AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests will be halved! It’s going to be a wild ride!

And let’s not forget about the Lady Avalon Pickup Summon where you can get your hands on the limited 5* Pretender Lady Avalon and the permanent 4* Pretender Hephaestion! These servants are so powerful, you’ll be unstoppable!

Join us now and receive a Spring Novice Master Support Campaign 2024 present that includes 5 Summon Tickets, 12 SQ, 1 Rare Prism, 5 Golden Apples, and 5 Silver Apples! It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most EPIC adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you! 🎮🔥🌟

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Crafty Correspondence

Communication, Companionship, Connection, correspondence, Crafty, Dogs, Emotional support, friendship, Good Boy edition, handwritten letters, Letter thread, love, loyalty, Memories, Nostalgia, obedience, pen pals, Pets, snail mail, Thoughtful gestures, Training, Writing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	688294	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our Good Boy Edition Minecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn puppies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn puppies.

– We have a secret underground dance party room where you can boogie down with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for…

So come join our Good Boy Edition server and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails

Adventure, animation, Anime, Beautiful, emotional, Enjoy, Fails, FANTASY, Favorite, Frierens, funhouse, instrumental, japanese, Listen, Music, new, ost, Recommend, Release, series, Soundtrack, Sousou no Frieren, track

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	2728
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	147

Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.

We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’

#Bcosby1122, #Bcosby1122Trading, #CTTrading, #KnowHerKik, #LookingForMore, #LookingForMoreSet, #TradingCT, #TradingForBcosby1122, #TradingForCT, #TradingForHer, #TradingForKik, #TradingForKnowHerKik, #TradingForMore, #TradingForMoreSet, #TradingForSet, Anymore, Crafty, CT, kik, McCraftface, set, Trading

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mines Excavated:	4662
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because Trading ct is the place to be! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle it.

Join us if you want to trade like a boss and collect all the rare items your heart desires. Need more of a certain set? No problem, just hop on our server and make those trades happen!

And if you happen to know her kik bcosby1122, well then you’re in for a treat! She’s the queen of all trades and will hook you up with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server

Community, CraftyNiji, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, LOLtastic, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	252	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	9900	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own virtual world! Join us and play alongside your favorite virtual idols like Petra Gurin , Elira Pendora , and Finana Ryugu !

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the realms of OBSYDIA where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron pickaxe! Or explore the magical land of Ethyria with Millie Parfait , Enna Alouette , and Reimu Endou !

Feeling adventurous? Join Luxiem and embark on a quest with Luca Kaneshiro , Shu Yamino , Ike Eveland , and Vox Akuma ! Or join Noctyx and face the darkness with Sonny Brisko , Uki Violeta , Alban Knox , and Fulgur Ovid !

And that’s not all! Dive into the world of ILUNA with Maria Mari0nette , Aia Amare , Aster Arcadia , Scarle Yonaguni , and Ren Zott0 ! Or bask in the sunlight with XSOLEIL and D Dropscythe , Meloco Kyoran , Hex Haywire , Kotoka Torahime , and Ver Vermillion !

Ready for a Krisis ? Join us and face the challenges with Vezalius Bandage , Tyrant Vanta , and YuQ Wilson ! Or team up with TTT and conquer the server with Kunai Nakasato , V Brightshield , and Claude Clawmark !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with the Nijisanji EN crew! And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time!

Blocky Time Warp

7 years later, anticipation, blocky, delayed games, delayed release, delayed sequel, delayed updates, Disappointment, fan expectations, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, long development, long wait, Metroid Prime 4, metroid series, Nintendo, nintendo switch, release date, still waiting, Time, video games, Warp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

aggression, Bodies, Confidence, Conflict, Crafty, dreams, eastern europe, EMBARRASSMENT, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, Life, Military, Minecraft, neo-Belarus, Politics, power, pride, Problem, russia, Russias, strategy, Ukraine, vatniggers, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

Adventure, caregiving, Communication, emotional, Empathy, family, grandmother, Grannys, Guilt, health, Hospital, hospital visit, life lessons, loved ones, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Priorities, Reflection, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, time constraints, Time management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”