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TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6379	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	3452
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2136	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Falling into the Void:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7096
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9749	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	886
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
New Chunks Explored:	714380	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	192	Farms Harvested:	168
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magic Items Found:	6624	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9496
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!