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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9266 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7376 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 7493 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!