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Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2592
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	203
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4551	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Votes:	1922
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!