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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Farms Harvested:	746

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	104	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Towns Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

play.aegismc.net

Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	9795	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	113
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	824768	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!