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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1619 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit u gonna wanna build ur virtual house right next to mine. why should u join? well let me tell u a lil story.
once upon a time, the iranian president-elect was playin on dis server and he was like “wow dis server is so cool, i wanna set relations with europe on the right path just like dis server is doin for me.” and then he built a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of spawn and everyone was like “wow, dis guy knows how to have a good time.” so if u wanna be like the iranian president-elect and have a blast on an epic minecraft server, then u gotta join dis one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
so what r u waitin for? come join us and let’s have some fun together. oh, and did i mention there’s free diamond armor for all new players? yep, u heard me right. so come on, what r u waitin for? join now!
