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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6282 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. Get ready to be trolled like never before!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?
3. Our custom-built roller coaster will have you screaming with delight as you zoom past giant spiders and lava pits. Just make sure to hold onto your diamond armor!
4. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Hop on a bacon-powered pig and soar through the skies like a true pork-loving superhero.
5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join morning face fuck today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!