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When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	347134
Dragon Eggs Found:	2649	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	4611
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	552	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮