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NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2193
Runes Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Farms Harvested:	756
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

action, aliens, battle, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, Challenging, Combat, Cooperative, Deeper, Digging, explosions, futuristic, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, INTENSE, lolz, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sci Fi, Space, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, War, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

alcohol, ALE, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brew, Brewery, cheers, craft beer, CraftyBeerCraft, created, DELICIOUS, drink, Faggots, fight me, HOPPY, Hops, lager, malt, Minecraft, picrel, pixels, Refreshing, Tasty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ores Mined:	7171
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2744
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

attraction, average girls, BLOW, club, Communication, Confidence, creeper, DATING, dude, Fabulous, Gay, gay dude, hookup culture, LGBTQ, Masculinity, messages, Mind, model-tier, modeltier, online dating, rejection, rejection sensitivity, self esteem, sexual orientation, Sexuality, social dynamics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9718

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!