Players: |
95/500 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
443 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
8 |
Holy Grails Found: |
3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
15 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
0 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
15 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
27 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
16 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
5 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.