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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3765
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3827	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	146	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	887888	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

allows-junior.gl.joinmc.link

Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5649	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!