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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3303 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉
