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NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mines Excavated:	2774	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9850	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	2

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	188
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Dragons Tamed:	3

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	2194	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	680	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	238
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!