DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2984

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6822
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Towns Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	5650
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	4025
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Alacity: Where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have no rules! Come play on our semi-vanilla server!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥

Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.

We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.

Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.

The ip to connect is: alacity.net

Visit our website: https://alacity.net

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any admin interference on the server?	No, there is no admin interference on the server.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on the server.
Can I use a cracked client to join?	Yes, you can use a cracked, non-official client to join the server.
What are the added quality of life features?	/home and /tpa commands are available for added convenience.

MineGuiltyGearServer

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, dev backyard, dlc, EMEA, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, guilty gear, lobbies, MineGuiltyGearServer, NA, patch 1.38, potato mod, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, slayer, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Training, upcoming tournaments, XRD

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is about to host the craziest tournaments you’ve ever seen! We’re talking about battles so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got events coming up that will make your diamond armor sparkle with excitement. And don’t even get us started on our Team of 3 Feedback Survey – because your opinion matters more to us than finding diamonds in a cave.

And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got ’em all. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition. Plus, we’ve got replay uploaders so you can show off your epic wins to all your friends.

Oh, and did we mention our approved mods? We’ve got a Potato Mod that will make your spuds jealous, and a Frame Data Display that will have you calculating combos faster than you can say “Creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any Endermen crashing the party. Let’s slash our way to victory! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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