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SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2029	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	8459
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Emeralds Found:	8758
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3076
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4931
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!