Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Need to pee in the middle of a quest? No problem! Our virtual bathrooms don’t smell like cigarettes, we promise.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic creations together. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Let’s go!
But don’t worry, we have this secret potion that turns you into a mermaid for like, 10 minutes. It’s wild, man. And if you join our server, you get a free mermaid potion every week. How cool is that?
Oh, and did I mention the underwater treasure hunts? Yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds in the ocean and you gotta swim like a maniac to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, bro.
So, if you wanna test your swimming skills and become a pro mermaid, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. It’s the craziest, most epic server out there. Plus, we have a pet dolphin named Steve who does backflips for diamonds. Yeah, it’s that awesome.