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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7839 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4987 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?