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Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	514622
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6027
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3252	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Votes:	5991

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	275
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	923867	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	2634

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.