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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1902 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 348 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2083 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Picture this: a world where everyone must eat exactly 22 peas with their chicken dish or face the consequences. And don’t even think about chatting for more than 2 sentences, or else you’ll be banished to the Pealess Wasteland.
But that’s not all – we also have a resident milk thermostat enthusiast who insists on drinking near frozen milk with his cookies. It’s a cold, creamy adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about dairy products.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for absurdity. See you on the other side!