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BishopTeo’sCaminoCraft

12 centuries ago, Ancestry, ancient DNA, Bishop, BishopTeosCaminoCraft, Camino de Santiago, catholic church, dna testing, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, historical discovery, History, medieval history, pilgrimage, pilgrimage route, religious pilgrimage, Santiago de Compostela, Spanish culture, spanish heritage., Spanish history, Teodomiro

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	920
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got bishop Teodomiro himself playin with us! he founded da famous Camino de Santiago pilgrimage like 12 centuries ago and now he’s here buildin epic castles and slayin creepers with us. u gotta join dis server cuz where else u gonna find a legendary bishop playin minecraft with u? plus, he got dat DNA testing so u know it’s legit. come join da fun and let’s make history together in dis wacky minecraft world!

MineCraftyMemes Server

alt girl, Alt guy, avoidance behavior, awkward encounter, Be at Uni, Be me, Black Sabbath T-shirt, drive home, ex, Flashbacks, Introvert, lay in bed, math class, MineCraftyMemes, missed opportunity, parking lot, regret, Scared, Server, Short blue hair, social anxiety, tool

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	562042
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mines Excavated:	3196	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

>So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward encounters with blue-haired alt girls who remind you of your ex! Join our server and never have to worry about turning a 90-degree angle to avoid conversation ever again. Plus, we have a secret Black Sabbath T-shirt club where you can bond with fellow players over your love for classic rock. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your cringiest moments in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

The Catering Canary Minecraft SMP

canary, Catering, catering business, catering company, catering equipment, catering events, catering industry, catering management, catering marketing, catering menu, catering menu ideas, catering services, catering staff, catering supplies, catering tips, catering trends, event planning, food service, Hospitality, Minecraft, smp, the canary of catering

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem! Join us at the canary of catering, where we promise to serve up a deliciously wild experience like no other.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to track down this elusive bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us at the canary of catering and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Animals Bred:	109	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward family moments, awkward moment, AwkwardCraft, Calm, coping mechanisms, cringe-worthy moments, dealing with awkwardness, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing stories, family dynamics, Family Events, family gathering, family relationships, family reunions, handling awkward moments, navigating awkward situations, social awkwardness, social situations, uncomfortable family gatherings, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	825138
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

all time, blocktopia, current era, current population, current time, demographic peak, global population, historical peak, HUMANKIND, Living, number, peak era, peak of humankind, peak of number, peak of population, peak population, peak time, PeakCraft, population number, probable, world population

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4152
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.