PaycheckPirates Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Farms Harvested:	888
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

BrazilianCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Brazil, BrazilianCraft, challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, DOMINANCE, Game, International, Loss, match, Minecraft, Performance, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Teams, US, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the US always wins? Well, look no further because on our server, Brazil is the ultimate powerhouse! The US can’t even defeat Brazil anymore, that’s how epic our battles are! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity as Brazil reigns supreme in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a pig into battle, it’s that crazy on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

KondaraCraft SMP: Linux Edition

advanced computing, computer programming, coolest thing ever, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, Edition, innovation in technology, IT solutions, Kondara MNU/Linux, KondaraCraft, linux, linux operating system, open source software, smp, software advancements, Software Development, software engineering, software updates, software upgrades, tech community, tech industry trends, Tech Innovation, Tech Trends, technology evolution

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Towns Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally the coolest thing ever – no, seriously, we have a custom plugin that turns the entire world into a winter wonderland, complete with penguins, polar bears, and snowball fights!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic parkour battles to prove your worth.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. We host weekly events like llama races, creeper karaoke nights, and dragon slaying competitions. Plus, our admin team is always coming up with new and hilarious ways to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, aita, Apology, autism, Baby name, BabyCraft, Brookleeigh-Willow Rose, colourful gifts, emotions, family dinners, forgiveness, hurt feelings, husband, LAUGHING, mental disability, Minecraft, Nursery, offensive, privacy, Server, sister

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming your baby Brookleeigh-Willow Rose? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate times just like our OP! We promise not to ban you from family dinners, but we can’t promise you won’t get banned from our server for laughing too much. And hey, if you need a break from all the beige and grey in your life, come join us for some colorful adventures in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, no colorful gifts for the baby mobs, they prefer beige and grey too. Join now for a chance to make memories as unforgettable as the name Brookleeigh-Willow Rose!

SisDemandsNoNephewFun

aunt, Boundaries, Childhood, children, Communication, consequences, family, Fatherhood, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Motherhood, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisDemandsNoNephewFun, uncle, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where we encourage kids to be kids and have a blast! Just like Nick, who tried cold ice cream, met the girl next door and her dog, watched his first cartoon, showered alone, and even learned to ride a bike (bruise included)! Join us for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where rules are meant to be broken and childhood memories are made. Who needs a rulebook when you have our crazy server to explore? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

blocked contact, Breakup, Closure, coping, emotional attachment, emotional pain, Grief, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, heartbroken soul, letting go, longing, lost love, Love Lost, missing someone, moving on, Sadness, separation, smp, unrequited love

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Items Found:	3284
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being ghosted by your Minecraft buddies? Join our SMP where we guarantee no one will ever block you, unless you try to steal their diamonds! We have a strict “no blocking” policy, because we believe in working out our differences through epic PvP battles and building competitions. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to block someone got turned into a block of obsidian by a mysterious curse. So if you’re looking for drama, excitement, and a little bit of danger, come join us on our wild and wacky SMP!

GirlCraftSecrets

Boys, Communication, DATING, emotions, feelings, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, GirlCraftSecrets, Girls, hidden truths, Honesty, love, male perspective, misunderstandings, relationships, Secrets, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, unspoken words

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what you’ll discover when you uncover what girls “never” tell boys!

VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic risk factors, chronic disease prevention, Exercise, Health improvement, healthcare outcomes, holistic approach., intervention, lifestyle changes, makeover, Medical research, mental health, nutrition, physical activity, plant based diet, Preventative Medicine, retrospective analysis, Stress Management, US veterans, VeggieCraft, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, dark depths, Datamined, Dragonflight, Minecraft, Official WoW News, pre-patch, Riding, Rise of the Zandalari, Server, Summer 2024, summer fun, Summer Trading Post, the war within, trading post items, Welcome Back weekend, World of Warcraft General, wowg

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.

DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

anxiety, anxiety relief, APPOINTMENTS, Dental, dentist, DentistDreadMinecraftSMP, DREAD, early morning, exhaustion, fear, hate, health, Hell, Medical, resting, Routine, Shifting, sleep schedule, sleeping issues, stress, worrying

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities ruining your sleep schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only appointment you need to worry about is when the sun sets in-game! No more early morning dentist visits or pesky obligations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a dentist in disguise, so you might just get a free teeth cleaning while you’re at it. Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun!

MineCraftMania Server

AITAH, belonging, cancer survivor, change my name, emotional neglect, Family issues, feeling lost, feeling unappreciated, husband issues, lack of affection, lack of support, lost identity, Maiden name, marriage problems, MinecraftMania, personal boundaries, personal growth, reclaiming identity, Self Discovery, self-empowerment, separate bedrooms, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!

On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.

Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!

So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!