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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5878 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 219 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).