Pax West 2016 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WatchWoesMC

PP brand, watch care, watch handling, watch brand, watch value

Are you tired of dating someone who doesn’t appreciate your high-end watch collection? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone understands the value of a good timepiece!

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your significant other wearing your most expensive in-game watch. But instead of getting upset, you both can laugh it off and have a great time together exploring our virtual world.

And don’t worry about financial backgrounds here, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. No need to explain your expensive hobbies to anyone, just enjoy the luxury life in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knew a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

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SuperstitionSMP: LuckyBlock Minecraft SMP

irrational superstition, irrational fears, Minecraft, superstitious thinking, superstitious behavior

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superstition is avoiding stepping on cracks in the sidewalk? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that if you don’t sacrifice a diamond to the Minecraft gods every full moon, your crops will wither and your animals will revolt against you! Join us for a wild ride of absurd superstitions and wacky rituals that will have you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills) every time you log on. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and bizarre Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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PixelBootyCraft

hair, Feminine beauty, body image perception, shoulders, stomach

Forget about the usual answers like eyes or smile, on our Minecraft server, the most attractive part of a woman’s body is her blocky, pixelated diamond armor! Join us to see all the stylish and fierce female warriors strutting their stuff in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!

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KurskCraft: Russian Convoy Wipeout

Conflict, russia, Russian convoy, investigation, footage emerges

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier things happening than a russian convoy getting destroyed in Kursk Region! we got creepers blowing up like fireworks, zombies doing the cha-cha slide, and skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics!

join our server and be a part of the madness! build a house out of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun!

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, it’ll be more epic than that destroyed russian convoy in Kursk Region!

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MemoryCraft: Beat the Blues

specific memories, youth mental health, memory retention, Memory Training, Blues

so, liek, u kno how u always forget where u put ur diamondz in minecraft? well, dis server is, liek, da answer to all ur memoriez problemz! we got dis crazy memory training dat will make u remember where u put ur stuff AND reduce ur depression symptomz!

u kno how u always feelin down when u can’t find ur diamondz? well, no more of dat on dis server! u’ll be recallin specific memoriez better than ever before! and u’ll be feelin happier too! it’s, liek, a win-win situation!

so come join us on dis wild ride of memory training and reduced depression symptomz! u won’t regret it, i promise!

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GirlPower Minecraft Server

Love Triangle, unrequited love, Underrated, bittersweet, support character

Are you tired of playing on servers where the best girl never wins? Well, look no further because on our server, the best girl always wins! We have epic competitions where players have to prove their worthiness by battling it out in epic build-offs and PvP matches. Rumor has it that the last winner was a pig named Princess Sparkles who built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and defeated a dragon with her bare hooves. Join us and show everyone that the best girl can always come out on top!

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SailorMarineMC – Ahoy! Minecraft SMP

Houshou Marine, Koisuru fortune cookie, Clips and other stuff, Lolikami, SailorMarineMC

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you stumble upon a chest in the game, but instead of finding treasure, you find a dead ma’am’s chest! Who knows what kind of spooky shenanigans await you as you explore this mysterious find.

And don’t even get us started on the birthday anniversary live event in 2024. Rumor has it that the birthday cake is actually made of diamonds and emeralds! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that celebration?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special performance by the one and only Lolikami, who will serenade you with her angelic voice while you mine for resources.

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SisKidDramaCraft

outbursts, sibling bonds, emotional trauma, Family Support, parenting struggles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll find a family dynamic like no other. From outbursts to panic attacks, we’ve got it all!

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama while also building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone has a Minecraft meltdown!

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BlockRageCraft

minor peeves, Pet Peeves, insignificant annoyances, minor frustrations, trivial annoyances

Are you tired of getting irrationally angry at harmless things like stepping on a LEGO or someone chewing too loudly? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight without any consequences.

We have a special rage room where you can unleash your fury on unsuspecting pixelated creatures and structures. Want to punch a tree until it explodes? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to a village just because? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to let your anger out in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

So come join us and release your inner rage in the most cathartic and entertaining way possible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is being done. Let the madness begin!

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Swedexit: No More Blockheads!

government response, population decline, Population, demographics, over 50 years

lol imagine if sweden was a minecraft server, like wut??! come join our server cuz we got flying pigs and talking moose, like who wouldn’t wanna see that??! also, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, like seriously, it’s lit af. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of never-ending pizza and ice cream. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, you won’t regret it, i swear. #swedenminecraftserver #flyingpigs #unicornsandrainbows #pizzaandicecream

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