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Bob’s Blocky Adventures: HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON – Best Minecraft server for LOLs and high traffic fun!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ores Mined:	3507	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON, things are anything but ordinary. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you the epic tale of Robert Paulson.

Legend has it that Robert Paulson was the bravest Minecraft player to ever roam the server. He single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. His name became a symbol of courage and strength among all players.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on creepers like they’re majestic steeds, battle zombie chickens who shoot lasers from their eyes, and even challenge the mighty Herobrine to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why wait? Join HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Star Shards Collected:	259
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	306	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyNostalgia

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

BirdFluCrew

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3548	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.