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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2253 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 79 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!