Paul Thurrott – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CancerCraft: LockedOutLolz

Cancer, Cancer surgery, CancerCraft, criminal record, emotional manipulation, Eviction, financial promises, financial struggles, guilt trip, hospital visit, Kindness, landlord issues, lease agreement, locked out, LockedOutLolz, police involvement, roommate conflict, roommate deception, roommate trouble, SNAP benefits, weed smell

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your roommate with a fake cancer diagnosis? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will make you question reality.

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual roommates who promise to pay rent but end up causing chaos instead. Build your own virtual house and see if you can handle the drama of unexpected guests and weed-smelling rooms.

But beware, just like in real life, things may not go as planned on our server. You never know when a virtual roommate will try to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer or claim they’re in the hospital with a capsized chest (whatever that means).

So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen – even crazier than a roommate with a criminal record trying to get added to the lease!

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CrazyCraft SMP: TinyTorchPlacements

aggravating actions, annoying behaviors, annoying idiosyncrasies, annoying quirks, bothersome habits, crazycraft, everyday annoyances, frustrating habits, frustrating pet peeves, infuriating habits, irritating actions, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, irritating tendencies, maddening behaviors, maddening quirks, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, Pet Peeves, small annoyances, smp, TinyTorchPlacements, vexing habits

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle, it’s so random and hilarious. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in meows, like wtf lol. But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, like why are they so fancy? It’s just pure chaos and madness on this server, you gotta join in on the fun! Plus, we have a rule that every time someone dies, they have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s so dumb but so entertaining, you won’t regret joining this absolute dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP.

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SwordOfSatisfaction

action, Combat, console, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, long tail tags, multiplayer, PC, RPG, satisfying, Shooting, Single player, strategy, SwordOfSatisfaction, video games, virtual reality, weapons

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic weapon of all time – a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of a thousand exploding creepers. With one swing, you can obliterate anything in your path, from pesky zombies to towering structures built by your enemies. Join our server and wield this legendary weapon to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate the treacherous traps and challenges to claim the riches hidden within. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the dungeon and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical realm where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and players can ride on the backs of majestic unicorns. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world!

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FarmCraft AutoZone Minecraft Server

agriculture, Automotive Industry, autos, autozone, economic impact, Economy, export, farm goods, FarmCraft, global economy, Import, international trade, Japan, Japan-US relations, Minecraft, protectionism, reciprocal tariffs, Server, Tariffs, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, trump, united states

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we grow giant carrots and ride pigs around like they’re race cars.

plus, like, we got this crazy story where Japan is like, freaking out cuz Trump put reciprocal tariffs on their farm goods and autos, and now they’re all trying to trade with us in Minecraft instead. it’s like, a total mess, but also kinda hilarious.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and trade giant carrots with Japan, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

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PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, international affairs, international relations, Political Victories, Politics, power dynamics, president trump, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, strategic alliances, Trump administration, united states, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, White House, Wins

so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the trump administration handing putin three major wins but in minecraft form. u get to build ur own wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build his wall. but instead of putin getting three major wins, u get three major wins when u join this server. u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, just like how putin teams up with his cronies to take down his enemies. so come join us and experience the thrill of victory, just like putin did when he got those three major wins. it’s gonna be yuge!

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Brain Bucks – Money Mindset

Aging population, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain regions, brain research, brain structure, brain tissue, Bucks, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, connectivity, everyday tasks, financial ability, financial literacy, financial management, financial tasks, mental acuity, middle-aged adults, mindset, MONEY, neural connections, neurological health, older adults

come join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain structure and connectivity can help u become a financial genius!!!!! our players with healthier brain tissue and stronger connections between brain regions are killin it in da game, makin mad stacks of virtual cash!!!!!! u wanna be a baller in minecraft? den join us and flex ur financial skills like never before!!!!!!! don’t be a noob, come show off ur brain power on our server and dominate the competition!!!!!!!

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The Perch

claiming system, Claims, community-driven, Drama-free, Economy, Listen to community, Map, perch, Perks, player-run, player-warp, Ranks, renting, safe space, SELLING, Server, shopping center, smp, Transparent, Vanilla

Server Name	The Perch
Features	Semi-vanilla, community-driven, ranking system, claiming system, active economy, never-resetting map, graves system, player-run shopping center, custom features
IP	rd.the-perch.net
Discord	https://discord.the-perch.net/
Store	https://store.the-perch.net/
Map	https://store.the-perch.net/

Overview

Welcome to The Perch! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere!

FAQs

How do I join The Perch server?

To join The Perch server, simply connect to the IP address: rd.the-perch.net

What are some of the core features of The Perch server?

Some core features of The Perch server include a ranking system based on playtime with perks to unlock, an intuitive claiming system with renting and selling claims, an active economy with player-warps, a never-resetting map set in Hard mode, graves that spawn at death location, a player-run shopping center, and custom features.

Is The Perch server safe and free of toxicity?

Yes, The Perch server strives to maintain a safe and friendly environment free of toxicity and drama. We welcome players of all ages and backgrounds to enjoy their time on the server.

How can I get more information about The Perch server?

For more information, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/ or check out our store at https://store.the-perch.net/

StreamCraftersYT 1.21

Content Creation, content creators, creative content, Digital creators, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, influencers, Live streaming, online influencers, online personalities, online streaming, social media, StreamCraftersYT, Streamers, streaming platform, twitch, video content, video games, Youtubers

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer robots and giant spiders. It’s like a sci-fi horror movie, but with blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you want to test your survival skills against the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll be screaming “WTF” in the best way possible!

And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a maze of madness that will have you questioning your sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have epic loot, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get weird in the best way possible!

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BugCraft Minecraft Server

bed bug awareness, bed bug control, bed bug education, bed bug extermination, bed bug heat treatment, bed bug identification, bed bug infested areas, bed bug inspection, bed bug management, bed bug prevention, bed bug risks, bed bug signs, bed bug spread, bed bug transmission, bed bug treatment, bed bugs, BugCraft, friend’s behavior, infestation, Minecraft, Pest Control, potential problem, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a bed bug infestation in a big city? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of bed bugs crawling up your sleeve (just kidding, we promise there are no real bugs involved).

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.

Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!

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WendyCatGriefers

anger, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, emotional boundaries, emotional expression, emotional outburst, emotional processing, emotional vulnerability, Empathy, family dynamics, feeling unheard, Frustration, interruption, Parent-child relationship, parental support, personal space, Respect, self-care, sensitivity, Understanding, validation, WendyCatGriefers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Wendy Williams’ cat, My Way.

Are you tired of feeling like nobody listens to you? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your voice will be heard, even if it’s in the midst of a chaotic rant about your problems. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure like the name of Wendy Williams’ cat!

Our community is full of characters just like your mom, who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. And if you ever feel like the villain in your own story, don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama queens to share the spotlight with you.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to embrace the drama and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious situation that will leave you laughing like never before. See you there!

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