You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.
Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.
It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.
Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!
Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla gameplay | No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience |
| Player ran economy | Players can trade and sell items to each other |
| Whitelisted server | Safe and enjoyable environment for players |
| PvE and optional PvP | Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay |
| SFW environment | Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content |
Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?
A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!
Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?
A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.
Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?
A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?
A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.
Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.
But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals π¦π°π
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? π