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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4603 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.