Paul David Hewson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExPicsOrKickBan

blended families, Boundaries, child development, children’s feelings, co parenting, Communication, custody arrangements, emotional impact, emotional well being, exclusion, ExPicsOrKickBan, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, parental concerns, parental decisions, sibling relationships, step-parenting, visitation rights

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	8622
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime as you navigate through relationships, breakups, and family feuds all while building your dream blocky empire.

Imagine a world where your ex’s mom keeps redecorating your virtual house with pictures of only one of your kids, leaving the other feeling left out and unimportant. Will you stand up for your son’s feelings and demand equal representation in your Minecraft home? Or will you let the drama unfold as your ex’s mom insists on displaying her precious canvas pictures?

Join us and create your own outrageous stories as you fight for family unity in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of juicy drama and emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP

bad names, better name, brand awareness, brand identity, brand image, brand perception, brand recognition, creative names, Improvement, marketing strategy, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, product branding, Product Design, product development, product names, rebranding, Renaming, smp, Suggestions, TerribleNamesBeGone, terribly named

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.

So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?

But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.

ColorfulCraft

color, color choice, color choices, color favorites, color options, color preference, color preferences, color selection, color selections, color tag, colorfulcraft, Favorite, favorite color, favorite color question, long tail tag, personal color preference, tags, what is your favorite color

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye them any color you want! Want a pink sheep? We got you covered. How about a neon green sheep? No problem! Our sheep are the most fashionable in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just make sure to bring your diamond armor in case things get wild.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the rainbow. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Military, Military Action, peace talks, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strikes, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ UKRAINE BE LAUNCHING MAJOR STRIKES ON RUSSIAN CITIES AND WE NEED UR HELP TO FIGHT DA BADDIES! BUILD BOMB SHELTERS, CRAFT MISSILES, AND DEFEND OUR PIXELATED LAND! PLUS, WE GOT CUTE LLAMA RIDES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #WARZONEFUN #LLAMALOVE #RAINBOWFARTS

ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic

2012-2024, Analyzing data, conservative political metrics, ConservativeCraft, data analysis, food insecurity, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, infant mortality, policy implications, political influence, premature deaths, public health, public policy, Redstone, Republic, research findings, researchers, social determinants, societal impact, statistical analysis, US states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.

Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Embersmp

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, Gaming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!

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Melio

Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Mature, Melio, Paper, rule enforcement, safe space, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based system, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, whitelist system

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect
Location	Western US
Community	Mature, drama-free, inclusive

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.

Can I use mods or hacks on the server?

No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchantments Applied:	217	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.