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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8959 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 900 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!