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GroyperCraft: The Undefeated Minecraft Server

activism, America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative movement, culture war, free speech, grassroots movement, GroyperCraft, Groypers, internet culture, Minecraft, nationalism, political activism, political commentary, Political debate, political movement, Politics, populism, right wing, Server, social media, traditional values, UNDEFEATED..

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by groypers on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, groypers are still undefeated! That’s right, these sneaky little creatures have somehow managed to outsmart every player that has ever crossed their path. Join our server if you want to witness the epic battles between players and groypers, and maybe even try your luck at becoming the first person to defeat them (spoiler alert: it’s never happened). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable groypers!

ExWifeKidneyHelp Minecraft Server

bills, car payments, Empathy, ex wife, ex wife’s child, ExWifeKidneyHelp, financial struggle, gestational diabetes, house payments, husband, Job Search, kidney treatment, lack of communication, mexico, Minecraft, past relationship, placenta problems, Pregnancy, Resentment, Server, stress, tight on money, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Farms Harvested:	886	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

On our server, you can build your own virtual house just like the husband in this story built a house for his ex-wife in Mexico. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your past relationships or the shady deals you make with your exes.

Join us and experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players about their mysterious transactions, just like the OP did when she found out her husband was selling stuff from their house. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about tight finances on our server – we offer endless opportunities for virtual wealth and success. Maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between helping out your ex or facing the wrath of your pregnant partner. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is filled with drama, excitement, and plenty of opportunities for outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

MinecraftLoveQuest

anniversary, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, DATING, decision, doubts, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, love, Marriage, MinecraftLoveQuest, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, Rush, Timeline

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the pressures of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us and build your way to happiness, without any pushy girlfriends expecting proposals after only a year of dating. Our server is proposal-free zone, so you can mine and craft in peace without the fear of being escorted out for popping the question.

Don’t let the pressure get to you, take your time to explore and enjoy the virtual world without any rush to tie the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true love in the form of a friendly creeper or a helpful villager.

So come on in and escape the drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rushing into is building the coolest pixel art creations!

WishCraft – What’s Your Dream?

dream, dream come true, genie in a bottle, granted wish, make a wish, one wish, whats, wish, wish for a better world, wish for eternal youth, wish for financial abundance, wish for happiness, wish for health, wish for inner peace, wish for love, wish for more wishes, wish for success, wish for the impossible, wish for world peace, wish fulfillment, wish upon a star, WishCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6026	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	3917
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3632

If your wish is to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it will make your wildest dreams come true, then look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of talking sheep who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and never take things too seriously. Trust us, once you experience the madness and mayhem of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelNipponCraft

antitrust, app dominance, Apple, Competition, consumer protection, Curb, digital economy, ENACTS, enforcement, GOOGLE, Japan, law, legislation, market control, mobile apps, monopolies, PixelNipponCraft, policy changes, Regulation, tech giants, Technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got this crazy rule where you can only use, like, apple and google apps, but, like, in a minecraft world. it’s like japan made a law or something, but, like, for minecraft. and, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the epicness, bro. so, like, come join and be a part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, man.

SodaSipperCraft

1 litre bottle, acceptable size, beverage choice, beverage container, carbonated drink, convenience, convenience store, daily habits, eco-friendly, hydration, on the go, portable, public drinking, refreshment, Reusable, social etiquette, social norms, Soda, soda consumption, SodaSipperCraft, thirst quencher

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Void Gems Collected:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and sip on 1 litre bottles of soda like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like, the biggest flex in the Minecraft world, ya know? Plus, we got this epic rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that will make you scream like a little piggy. And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So come on and join us, cuz this server is lit AF!

Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

24/7, Activity, Adventure, Beta, bta, Builds, Chaos, Discord, Evil, Grief, INACTIVE, Landons, Link, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, mom, new, northeastern United States, Pure, rules, Server, Small, smp, steal, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	7478	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Towns Built:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BTA 7.1_01
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Location	Northeastern United States
Server Status	24/7 uptime
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs BTA 7.1_01, which is a Better Than Adventure version.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Basic rules apply – no griefing, stealing, or being evil. Your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

3. Will my builds be safe on the server?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and your builds will not be lost.

Blocky Botox Minecraft Server

appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocky, body dysmorphia, body image, botox, confidence boost, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal transformation, Physical Enhancement, Plastic Surgeons, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social pressure, surgical options, Surgical Risks

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft Steve when you could be a Minecraft Chad? Join our server and say goodbye to your blocky, pixelated appearance! Our plastic surgery feature will have you looking like a diamond armor-clad warrior in no time.

Don’t be like those incels who just whine and complain – take control of your appearance and show off your new and improved look to all the players on the server. Who needs diamonds when you can have a face that shines brighter than any ore in the game?

Join us and start your transformation today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Minecraft E-Girl or E-Boy with your new look. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to level up your Minecraft experience in ways you never thought possible.

BlockyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, akane, asuna, Banners, BlockyBag, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, Events, Friends, General #5634, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Himari, hovercraft, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Karin, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, NERU, News, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, task force, The Fury of Set, Wakamo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	6652
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle against Izuna in a swimsuit (yes, you read that right), Chise in a swimsuit, and Mimori in a swimsuit (because why not?). These epic battles will have you on the edge of your seat as you fight for victory and maybe even snag a swimsuit for yourself!

But that’s not all! Take part in the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate nighttime emergency meetings and face off against the Task Force in epic showdowns. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Grand Assault on Wakamo/Hovercraft with outdoor torment and light armor. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

StepdaughterStaycation

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Disney, exclusion, family dynamics, favoritism, feelings, holidays, parenting, Resentment, Siblings, StepdaughterStaycation, stepfamily, tantrums, Theme Park, Traditions, vacation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8829	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	196	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no tantrums will be thrown – unless it’s in-game, of course! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few Disney references (sorry Amy, we love you really). Our server is perfect for families with kids who just want to have a good time without any complaints about how “boring” it is. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got plenty of virtual drama to keep you entertained!