Patriotic Minecraft Servers | Page 3 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

RussianPatriotsVSWesternFemme

Cultural differences, current events, debate, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, Girls, historical context, imageboard, loyalty, Media influence, more, national identity, nationalism, Patriotic, patriotism, political beliefs, politically incorrect, Politics, pride, Russian, russian girls, RussianPatriotsVSWesternFemme, social norms, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, than, Traditions, VALUES, Western, western women, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6183	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Russian girls are more patriotic than western women! Maybe it’s because they always have a flag handy to wave in battle, or maybe it’s because they know how to survive in the cold harsh landscape like true warriors. Whatever the reason, come join us and see for yourself – just watch out for any sudden vodka parties!

Pixelmon Obsidian

construction, Join, Minecraft, obsidian, Pixelmon, Server, Testing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The Pixelmon Obsidian server is under construction, if you found it by chance feel free to join and help with testing!

190.102.40.112:26024

Crafty Hiki Minecraft Server

2409_Inanis, 89686405, amiami, Bling-bang-bang-born, Crafty, drenched in air, hiki, Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Ocean wave PartyLive, pop stars, pr, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, Wah, Where Art Hiki, い〜やい〜やい〜や, おどれ!VRダンス!, スイートマジック, ないない, フタリボシ

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for some Bling-Bang-Bang-Born madness, where you’ll be surrounded by glitter and explosions at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Meconopsis, where the flowers are so beautiful they’ll make you cry (literally).

And don’t miss out on our Ocean wave PartyLive event, where you can dance the night away while getting splashed by virtual waves.

Feeling a bit Drenched In Air? No problem, our server has got you covered with the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in Minecraft.

And if you’re in the mood for some virtual reality fun, join our おどれ!VRダンス! party and bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Get ready to rock out with our POP/STARS concert, soak up the sun in our summertime paradise, and get lost in the enchanting world of フタリボシ.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

AHAHAHAHAHA, Analysis, Canakhalistan, comparison, controversial, cucked, current events, global perspective, humor, humor in politics, international relations, less cucked, long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, officially, opinion, perspective, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, social commentary, uk

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

HL-Craft

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, HL-Craft, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Server, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	4109
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

HLCraft is a server where everyone will find their ideal adventure! Exciting mini-games, thrilling survival, SkyWars and BedWars battles, creative challenges in BuildBattle and much more. Join and create your own story on HLCraft!

play.hlcraft.cc

Dragon Quest III HD2D Thread Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, DRAGON QUEST III HD2D, Dragon.., Exploration, first time, Fun, Gaming, hd2d, III, Jrpg, Leveling, Minecraft, Monsters, none, Nostalgia, Party, PORT, Quest, Quests, returning, RPG, Server, SNES, Steam, strategy, Thread

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	4242
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of playing with steamfags? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We don’t mess around with those non-believers, only true gamers allowed here.

Join us for epic team battles, crazy playtime that will have you hooked for hours, and whether it’s your first time with DQ3 or you’re returning from SNES or Port, we guarantee you’ll have a blast.

And don’t worry if you’re havan none, because we’ll make sure you’re havan fun in no time! So come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Minecraft SMP: /zzz/ – Zenless Zone Zero General

Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, Friends, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, kai, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, sandwiches, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, zzz.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Are you looking for a server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for our latest update, “Virtual Revenge,” where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to dive deeper into the madness? Take part in our upcoming events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem,” where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher (just kidding, we don’t actually have rewards, but the bragging rights are priceless).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, assistant programs, combat simulations, and even a quest to help Kai (whoever that is) await you on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Sandwiches that Come A Knockin’.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

AthenaGens

athena, AthenaGens, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, effects, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gens server, grind, Keys, KitPvP, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, particles, play with friends, Ranks, Server, Survival, Zeus’s Lightning Bolt

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crops Grown:	7527	Dragon Eggs Found:	4209
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Fun gens server to play with friends and to grind while having fun. Buy different ranks giving different keys that give you great loot and cool custom items such as Zeus’s Lightning Bolt with custom particles and effects.

138.201.120.172:25874

Reverse This Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Communication, family, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, Miggersisters, Minecraft, personal development, reconciliation, Reflection, relationships, Reversal, Reverse, self improvement, Server, sisters, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Votes:	6685	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Miggersisters – that’s right, pigs that think they’re sisters! Watch as they build their own little piggy village and throw epic pig parties every night.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They rule the server with an iron beak and will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. They will teach you their ways and help you find inner peace in the chaotic world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Miggersisters or get recruited by the chicken mafia. The possibilities are endless!

Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

ai, ANNOYING, Artificial Intelligence, Authentication, brain-dead, Captcha, computer vision, frustrating, frustrating technology, Garbage, internet annoyance, irony, machine learning, Minecraft, online security, SECURITY, Shit, smp, SOLVE, Spam prevention, Technology, technology fail, Verification

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ores Mined:	8220
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

LightFish SMP

Active Staff, Bosses, crossplay, dynamic lights, Events, Friendly staff, Gems, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Races, resource pack, season 9, Server, smp, Support, Survival, unique lore, Updates, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Crops Grown:	7874
Enchantments Applied:	140	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

LightFishSMP.minehut.gg