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Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	3433	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Eyebrow-Raising Claim, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Minister, negotiations, Peace, Politics, putin, readiness, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war prevention

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!

BlockyBoysUnite

adolescent health, birth control, BlockyBoysUnite, condom use, condoms, Contraception, Europe, health education, Prevention, public health, reproductive health, risky behavior, safe sex practices, sexual health, sexually transmitted infections, STIs, teen boys, teenage pregnancy, unprotected sex, Who, youth health

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

SunCraft: Hotter & Faster

Astronomy, Faster, heliosphere, HOTTER, research, scientific discovery, solar activity, solar data analysis, solar flares, solar particles, solar phenomena, solar system, solar wind acceleration, solar winds, space exploration, Space missions, spacecraft, studying, Sun, Suncraft, unexpected

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	281	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sun is like, the main attraction? well, this server is like, outta this world, literally! our spacecraft studying the sun found out some crazy stuff, like how solar winds are hotter than ur mom’s cooking and faster than a cheetah on speed!

join us on this epic adventure as we explore the mysteries of the sun and maybe even uncover some alien secrets along the way. plus, we have like, the best pixelated sunsets you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make ur eyes pop out of ur head like a cartoon character.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s make the sun our bff forever! oh, and did we mention we have space llamas? yeah, u heard that right. SPACE LLAMAS. they’re like, the coolest thing since sliced bread, trust us.

so come on over and let’s have a blast on this solar-powered minecraft server like no other! see u there, sun worshippers! 🌞🚀🦙

CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding creepers! Not to mention, our community is made up of the funniest and craziest players you’ll ever meet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to anyone who can find their hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure buried deep within the mines that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mines Excavated:	3918	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

baby girl, Baby name, baby naming, BabyNameBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, infertility, love, LUNA, Minecraft, Pregnancy, relationships, Selfishness, sensitivity, Server, sibling rivalry, sister, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old baby names like John or Sarah? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and name your virtual baby Luna, without any drama or family feuds involved. Our server is a safe space for all your naming needs, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you name your virtual baby Luna, but you can also build a virtual nursery fit for a princess. Decorate with virtual cribs, virtual mobiles, and even virtual unicorn plushies. Your virtual baby Luna will be living in style!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that if you name your virtual baby Luna on our server, she will grow up to be a Minecraft pro. She’ll be mining diamonds before you know it, all thanks to her fabulous name!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living the Luna dream. Your sister can keep her real-life drama, we’ve got virtual babies to name!

SitterSwapCraft

adhd, behavior issues, Boundaries, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, friendship, male caregiver, NANNY, odd, Overnight, parenting, Playdate, Single dad, sitter, SitterSwapCraft, social life, summer camp, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like a pro.

Just like how Mike is the ultimate babysitter for Caleb, our server will be your ultimate gaming experience. We promise to keep you entertained and on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs TV dramas when you have our server?

And just like how Luke’s mom tried to steal Mike as a sitter, we guarantee that no one will steal your diamonds or loot on our server. Your treasures will be safe with us, unlike poor Mike who almost got poached by a desperate parent.

So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your own unicorn sitter… I mean, gaming buddy, on our server!

Gender Bender Craft

Bender, body swap, Body transformation, Craft, fantasy scenario, gender, gender bending, gender dynamics, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, identity crisis, mind transfer, opposite sex, personal experience, perspective shift, role reversal, Self Discovery, social experiment, thought experiment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crops Grown:	8819
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Ever wondered what it would be like to switch bodies with the opposite sex in real life? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of gender-bending adventures and see what it’s like to mine diamonds in heels or build a castle with manicured nails.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the rebellious rabbits and power-hungry pigs, or will you fight to maintain your dominance over the pixelated world?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the secrets of the treasure and become the most powerful player in the land?

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, and you never know what surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

PixelSamuraiDefense2025

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ores Mined:	8135	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

yo, so this server is like the Japan of Minecraft servers, asking for the biggest defense budget EVER for the year 2025. like, they’re not messing around, they’re ready to defend against creepers, zombies, and even those pesky griefers.

join this server if you want to be part of a hardcore defense team, protecting the virtual land with your pixelated life. plus, rumor has it that the server owner once fought off an army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. legend says they emerged victorious, covered in dragon scales and glory.

so, if you’re looking for a server that takes defense seriously and has epic tales of triumph, this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of Minecraft history in the making. plus, we have unlimited virtual sushi rolls for all players. sushi rolls, people. what more could you ask for?

MineCraftTraumaLand

age, children, emotional distress, emotional trauma, LIFESPAN, mental health, mental health outcomes, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftTraumaLand, psychological impact, research, stressful events, Trauma, trauma and distress levels, trauma effects, trauma effects on age, trauma experiences, trauma research, traumatic events, young adults, youth mental health

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1185	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u just get so stressed out cuz u keep dying and losing all ur stuff? well, this server is like therapy for ur minecraft trauma, bro. join us and let all that emotional distress melt away as u build ur dream world with ur new friends. age doesn’t matter, we all just here to have a good time and forget about our problems. come join us and let’s heal together, one block at a time.