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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1446	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chimeras Created:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5369
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4629	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Buildings Constructed:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!