Patrick mcenroe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

Active players, Adventure, bedrock, bland, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Included, java, kinda, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, NotSoVanilla, okayish, playing experience, plebs, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spuds, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	7447
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	9668	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	3800	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Potions Brewed:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	623	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mines Excavated:	2828	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!