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TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ores Mined:	1528	Dragon Eggs Found:	3273
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Await, Bae’s Twitter, Cheesy, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, merch, mind craft, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, RatCraft, zodiac

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

catchy, Chaeyoung, Choreography, Crafty, Dahyun, double, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean, McCraftface, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Sana, Server, Thread, Trouble, TWICE.., Tzuyu, Visuals

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

acceptance, Allowed, anxiety, autism, autistic, Awareness, Communication, Country, Crafty, Empathy, low empathy, McPranksters, mental health, neurodiversity, Nintendos, poor social skills, Shy.., Social Skills, speaking at length, Stereotypes, stigma, Stolen, stolen valour, Understanding, Valor

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

#OnlineCommunity, #RenEntry, #youtube, Contentcreation, discussion, Endless, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, general, graduated, Land, memes, millie, nina, Reimu, socialmedia, streaming, twitch, twitter, Video, VirtualWorld, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5769
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

#youtube, commentary, Community, Crafty, discussion, ea, Entertainment, forum, gameplay, Gaming, lols, maxis, no SIMS 4 thread, online discussion, playthrough, reaction, Server, Sims, sims 4, simulation, Thread, Video, video game, virtual life

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮