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CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic communication, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, follow-up, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government stance, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation breakdown, peace summit, peace talks, political decision, russia, summit cancellation, summit diplomacy., world news

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is too busy playing to join peace summits! we have vodka flowing like rivers and bears riding minecarts! join now for a chance to build a communist utopia or start a capitalist empire! who needs peace when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about! come join the chaos and fun!

ML Network

Bedwars, KitPvP, Mini Games, MMORPG Role-playing Sandbox Adventure Online Multiplayer Fantasy Survival Creative Building Exploration Minigames Economy PvP PvE Quests Mods Customization Virtual World Open-world, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

ML Network is a cutting-edge Minecraft server platform that boasts a rich portfolio of captivating game modes, including Survival, Skyblock, Oneblock, TNT Run, PvP, Bedwars, Parkour, Murder Mystery, Hub PvP, Skywars, and TNT Tag, ensuring a thrilling adventure for players of all skill levels.

Every minecraft players – Java + Bedrock + Crack + Premium can play here

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MineAdventures

Community Events, Friendly Combat, hardcore mode, Hostile Combat, No Hand-Holding, one life, Player Trading, player-driven economy, procedural generation, pure Minecraft experience, PvP, Quick Thinking, Randomly Generated World, relationships, reputation, Resourcefulness, Server Events, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Will to survive

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2946	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Description: Embark on a perilous journey in our hardcore Minecraft survival server. This unforgiving world demands resourcefulness, quick thinking, and a strong will to survive. With no hand-holding or modern conveniences, you’ll be thrown into a world where every decision matters.

Key Features:

Vanilla Experience: Experience the pure, unadulterated Minecraft experience. No mods or plugins to interfere with the core gameplay. Hardcore Mode: Test your mettle against the ultimate challenge. One life, no respawns. Every death is permanent. Player-Driven Economy: Trade resources, items, and services with other players to build a thriving community. PvP: Engage in friendly or hostile combat with other players, but be mindful of the consequences. Your reputation and relationships can have a significant impact on your survival. Community Events: Participate in server-wide events and challenges for unique rewards and experiences. Join forces with other players to overcome obstacles and achieve common goals. Procedural Generation: Explore a vast, randomly generated world filled with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, conquer dangerous biomes, and build your own unique empire. Join us for a truly authentic Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Minecraft Server: Avalon RPG

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch here
TikTok	Check out
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and uncover Avalon’s secrets to conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an MMO RPG in its purest form with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons, Custom Skills, Magic Spells, Armor & Weapons
Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners, Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom in Avalon?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own.
Are there daily loot drops in the server?	Yes, there are daily loot drops from 14 final bosses.
What are the server rules?	The server rules include no griefing, stealing, scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense.

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9246	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1449

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5074
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!