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StepMomma’sCraft Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, challenging family dynamics, dad’s wife, difficult relationships, difficult stepmother, Dysfunctional family, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Minecraft, mother’s day, not calling, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, step-parenting, StepMommasCraft, stepmother, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8088
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with sour patch adults in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world without any mean comments from stepmothers!

Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the vomit of the mouth and enjoy a nurturing-free environment. No need to worry about messy situations or hearing hurtful remarks from family members. Plus, we have 14 virtual grandkids waiting for you to visit in-game!

Join us and experience a world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day without the guilt trip. Build boats instead of worrying about college funds and enjoy the freedom of creating your own paradise away from the heat of Florida. Who needs real-life drama when you can have fun in our Minecraft server? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the madness!

CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift

arguments, baby costs, bar hopping, college football, CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift, Expenses, finances, flights, hospital bills, La, lodging, memphis, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, pregnant wife, Remodeling, SEC game, stress, tailgates, Taylor Swift, TICKETS, trip

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Taylor Swift concert? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than planning a college football trip with your bros.

Need a break from real life responsibilities like remodeling a bedroom and worrying about hospital bills? Come chill with us and build your dream world in Minecraft instead!

Our server is so lit, even your pregnant wife will be begging you to cancel your trip just to spend more time playing with us. Who needs a trip to London or a Taylor Swift concert when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from adulting and financial worries. Plus, we promise not to stress you out like real life does. 😉

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, cyberbullying, digital citizenship, internet behavior, online boundaries, online communication, Online Community, online conflict resolution, online culture, online engagement, online etiquette, online harassment, online humor, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, online safety, online trolling, positive online presence, social media

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	2097	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the secret rainbow sheep.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember, always bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes.

CarbonCraft: TulipTree Edition

carbon capture, carbon footprint, carbon locking, carbon neutral, carbon reduction, carbon sequestering, carbon storage, CarbonCraft, climate action, climate change, eco-friendly wood, Edition, environmental impact, forest conservation, green technology, Midwood, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable forestry, tree planting, Tulip Trees, TulipTree, wood type

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

omg u guiz u gotta join dis server cuz we got MIDWOOD, like wut even is dat? it’s like wood but betta cuz it locks in carbon like a boss. u can plant Tulip Trees and save da planet from climate change, like u gonna be a hero in dis server. join now and be a carbon-sequestering superstar, u won’t regret it! #savetheplanet #midwoodftw 🌳🌍💥

alkry network

Adventure, attack of the b team, Bedwars, Boxpvp, Creative, Custom, Economy, Factions, Gens, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prisons, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

ip mc.alkry.net version 1.8 a 1.20 ———————- have – survival custom – oneblock – boxpvp – gens And more

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YellowMC

advantages, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Bundles, Gamemodes, Keys, Mini Games, OneBlock, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, Survival, YellowMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5786
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321

We are YellowMC a very nice server! we have nice ranks keys and bundles that have super many advantages! The following gamemodes will come/are: survival, skyblock, oneblock, buildbattle and bedwars

45.136.141.71:20307

DysonSphere: Where creepers use solar panels instead of exploding!

Addon, Adventure, airships, Biomes, building, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Development, Download, DysonSphere, eureka, Exploding, GregTech, Materials, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, new mods, Panels, Ships, Solar, Space, Tech, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

Check out some screenshots here.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

The Dyson Sphere modpack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology. The focus is on accessibility and engagement, making it ideal for players of all levels.

Our Promise:

With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Join Us!

Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with friends?	Yes, you can join the server with friends. Simply make a ticket on our Discord server for information on how to join together.
Do you have any rules for the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Are there any banned items in the modpack?	We have restricted a few items in the modpack to prevent any issues or conflicts. You can find the list of banned items on our Discord server.
How often do you update the modpack?	We regularly update the modpack to include new features, fix bugs, and improve gameplay. Stay tuned on our Discord server for update announcements.

MotherRussiaMC Server

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, MotherRussiaMC, occupation, political tension, russia, sanctions, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	398192	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Russia couldn’t take over this simple Ukrainian village! Why, you ask? Because our villagers are armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to defend their pixelated homeland at all costs!

Join our server and witness epic battles between the villagers and the invading Russian forces, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself! Will the villagers emerge victorious or will Russia finally conquer this tiny virtual village? Only one way to find out – join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

SMP_MalwareMastermind – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, computer security, computer virus, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, doubt, internet security, malware, malware detection, malware prevention, Malware Protection, Malware removal, Minecraft, online safety, skepticism, smp, SMP_MalwareMastermind, Technology, wrong

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous creepers who just want to see chaos ensue. So why wait? Join now for a truly explosive experience! And remember, if you’re not blowing up, you’re not playing right!

CraftyAmazonRecall

Amazon, consumer advocacy, consumer awareness, consumer education, consumer protection, consumer rights, consumer safety, CraftyAmazonRecall, e commerce, hazardous materials, hazardous products, online marketplace, online shopping, product compliance, product liability, product recall, product regulation, product safety, recall alert, Retail, retail industry

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.