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SisCraft: Chat & Play

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4064	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	5375	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	2904	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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BeyondMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Votes:	8764
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ores Mined:	3483	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7850	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!