Patria Minecraft Servers

Patria Minecraft Servers

  • CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

    CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5470
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Animals Bred: 63
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

    Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

    But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeathReady Minecraft Server

    DeathReady Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 124
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Magic Items Found: 8993 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and mayhem? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of danger and dance with death! Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword and battle against hordes of zombie chickens.

    But beware, for on this server, the creepers have learned how to do the Macarena and the skeletons have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious? Only the bravest and craziest players will thrive in this wild and unpredictable world. So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CellMateCraft Server

    CellMateCraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 9876
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9138
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a break from real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for some virtual fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

    Need a break from taking care of your mom, siblings, and baby? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a fearless warrior battling dragons or a peaceful farmer tending to your crops. No responsibilities, just pure Minecraft madness!

    Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Leave behind the stress of real life and dive into a realm where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the depths of a mine.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and escape to a world where the only promises you have to keep are to yourself and your virtual creations. Let’s mine, build, and explore together in a place where the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying pigs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRecipeWars

    CraftyRecipeWars
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6242
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with rude family members who insult your cooking skills? Do you want to escape the drama and find a place where your culinary creations are appreciated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a cooking extravaganza like no other. Show off your virtual kitchen skills and impress your fellow players with mouth-watering dishes. No more dealing with judgmental in-laws or jealous siblings-in-law – on our server, everyone is a master chef!

    But beware, if you insult someone’s cooking, you might just get banned for being a culinary criminal. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect recipe for revenge against that pesky SIL of yours.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EasyMoneyCraft Minecraft Server

    EasyMoneyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1907
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we pay you in real-life cash for every block you break! That’s right, you can finally make a living by playing Minecraft all day long.

    But that’s not all – we also have a job where you get paid to ride pigs around the server and deliver messages to other players. It’s like being a medieval mailman, but way more fun (and way more ridiculous).

    And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can sign up to be a professional chicken wrangler. Your job is to gather up all the chickens on the server and lead them on epic quests to find hidden treasure. Who knew chickens were so good at treasure hunting?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making a living doing the most outrageous jobs you’ve ever heard of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBaeFinder

    BlockyBaeFinder
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4941
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Towns Built: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be too busy building pixelated castles to even remember who you last masturbated to! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a secret love affair with a blocky pig. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeakPioneers – Conquer the Heights!

    PeakPioneers – Conquer the Heights!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 512
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magic Items Found: 8319
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to climb mount everest but u too lazy to leave ur house? well, dis server got u covered fam. we got a virtual mount everest dat is always expanding upwards from da crust. climb dat ish and u will set a new human climbing height record every time u reach da top. u gonna be da ultimate virtual climber, bruh. join dis server and show dem noobs who da real king of da mountain is. let’s get high…literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlexiHealthCraft

    FlexiHealthCraft
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7288
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9437 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so get this, right? we got this crazy minecraft server where you can track all your bodily fluids and stuff while you play! like, imagine mining for diamonds and also checking your glucose levels at the same time. it’s like multitasking on a whole other level, dude.

    plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.

    and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?

    so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped Vanilla Adventures: Like Hermitcraft, but with more warped minds! 15+

    Warped Vanilla Adventures: Like Hermitcraft, but with more warped minds! 15+
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 98
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Towns Built: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

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    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have plans to reset the server? No, we have no plans to reset the server in the near future.
    What type of modifications do you use? We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons.
    How can I join the server? You can join by joining our Discord and submitting an application.
    Can I play with friends on the server? Yes, we encourage community collaboration and forming groups.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransFemcel Dating Minecraft Server

    TransFemcel Dating Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7197
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 692753 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 407

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date the elusive trans femcel and trust us, you will like it!

    Legend has it that the trans femcel is the most sought after player on the server, with their enchanting beauty and mysterious ways. Join our server and embark on a quest to win their heart, complete with challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before.

    But be warned, the trans femcel is not easily won over. You must prove your worth through epic battles, intricate puzzles, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Are you up for the challenge? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to capture the heart of the trans femcel!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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