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SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

Anime, Bring Her Back, BUILD, Character, comic books, Community, convention, COSPLAY, costumes, Craftsmanship, Creative, diy, dress up, Edition, fan favorite, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, Join, make believe, Memecraft, Minecraft, Performance, pop culture, role-play, Roleplay, Server, slay, Style, Today, Trendiest

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	2524
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

Android, clock tower, CraftyMagicaFun, Doppel Explosion, English translation, Event, Fans, friend list, gacha, Game, Ios, Kamihama Big Sports Day, Madoka, magi, magia record, magica, Magical Paper Sumo, Magical Sugoroku, MagicalCrafting, Minecraft, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Server, side story, SideStoryMadness, Step up, Translations, Ultimate, Witch Hunting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	103
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

CraftyAF Server – ‘>be me’ Edition! PVP, Minigames, and meme-tastic fun! Join the pixel party now!

anime girl’s, anxiety, art, art block, autism, bullying, Communication, control, coping mechanisms, CraftyAF, depression, Edition, Fun, gtbe, Join, life struggles, memetastic, mental health, Minigames, online friends, Party, PIXEL, PvP, reaching out, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Talking, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Star Shards Collected:	85	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!

Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.

Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, anthropology, Character development, Cooking, culture clash, deliciously, Dig, Diversity, Dungeon, dungeon meshi, Ethics, Exploration, FANTASY, Food, geopolitical implications, hilarious, humor, legal lolishotas, Manga, Meshi, Minecraft, Monsters, Munchies, race relations, RPG, Server, Survival, world-building

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

Adventure Awaits, Bitches, carpe diem, exploring new horizons, fearless females, girl gang, hitting the road, into the unknown, journey of a lifetime, Let’s go, living life, making memories, MineCraftBitches, on the move, ride or die, road trip ready, road trip vibes, Roll, Seize the Day, Server, Time, time to roll, trendy, Unstoppable, Wanderlust, wild and free

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

beacon, Civilization, culture, diamonds, heritage, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, joking, Last, Legacy, Minecraftserver, preservation, pride, Significance, slay, society, tradition, VALUES, Western, Western Civilisation, YeetCraft, zombies

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	2329
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

artistic expression, BlockBlasters, Cinematic, cinematography, Concept, Conquer, Cool, Craft, creativity, directorial, film, film industry, ideas, imagination, inspiration, Kids, Kino, motion pictures, Movie, screenwriting, storytelling, thinking, thought process, Visionary, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	1469	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	9147	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	6204	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

Adventure, blocky, Canadian, classic, controversial, Crazy Horse, folk, folk rock, guitar, iconic, influential, Legendary, lolz, Lyrics, Music, Neil Young, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Neils, Netherworld, protest, Rock, rock and roll, Singer, Songwriter

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	3763	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!