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Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition

Adventure, Beach living, central america, Costa Rica, Crafty, Cultural differences, Dream destination, Edition, Escape, expat life, Expatriate experience, France, International living, language barrier, Latin America, living abroad, McCraftface, Nicaragua, Paradise, Pura Vida, Retirement, travel, Tropical living

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	578

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where living in Nicaragua or Costa Rica is better than living in France! Why, you ask? Well, on our server, you can surf on lava instead of water, ride llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Pig that poops out golden apples, and the Chicken Army that will follow you around and protect you from any danger.

So why live in France when you can join our crazy, wacky, and totally INSANE Minecraft server? Sign up now and start your adventure today!

Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

Anime, comedy, confusion, disbelief, exclamation, funny, fuwawa, Fuwawa’s, help me, Hoeh, humor, INSIDE ME, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, NEVER FIT, reaction, RuffianProof, ruffians, Server, that thing, viral

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a GIGANTIC chicken try to fit inside a player’s character? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players are always coming up with the most outrageous challenges and stunts, making every day a new and exciting experience.

And don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one mentioned above, our community of RUFFIANS will always have your back. They’re always ready to lend a hand or a sword, whatever the situation calls for!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

ShockCraft: Where Creepers are the New Cyborgs

ai, classic games, CREEPERS, Cyberpunk, cyborgs, dystopian future, First Person Shooter, Gaming, Gaming Community, Horror, Immersive Sim, Nostalgia, original, remake, retro gaming, Sci Fi, ShockCraft, survival horror, system shock, Technology, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers ride on the backs of pigs, zombies break out into dance parties, and Endermen wear top hats and monocles. That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll find on THIS server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes, ride on the back of a flying llama, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers Minecraft Madness

Conversation, crackers, Crafty, Cultural awareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Frustration, hyper-racialization, madness, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, prejudice, Race, Social Issues, societal change, societal focus, societal impact, societal norms, societal priorities, societal progress, society, tired

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we banish all talk of race and embrace the true essence of gaming – building, exploring, and having a blast!

Join us for a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing. No more boring discussions about race, just pure, unadulterated fun!

Imagine a place where you can escape from the real world and dive into a realm of creativity and adventure. That’s what our server offers – a safe haven from all the societal noise.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment or discrimination. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where race doesn’t even cross our minds!

Crafty Scrolls: Elder LOLs Edition

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, combat mod list, Crafty, Edition, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, lols, Lore, Lore Accessories, Modding Guides, Mods, OSex/OSA archives, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	5719	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5595	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. Found a problem? Have a suggestion? Hit us up using the “Contact” button at the top right of the site, because we actually care about your feedback (unlike your ex).

Our server is so lit, we even have an SKSE AE Update tracker to keep you in the loop with all the latest updates. And don’t even get us started on our characters – they’re so cool, they have their own stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your existence.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Lore and Lore Accessories section to immerse yourself in a world of knowledge and history. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got character sheet workdocs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the adventure begin!

Nightmare-Free Minecraft Fun Zone

challenges overcome, Fun, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, Last year, lessons learned, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, new beginnings, NightmareFree, not a total nightmare, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, positive experiences, progress, Reflection, resilience, resilience in tough times, Self Discovery, self improvement, staying positive, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle against an army of evil chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking a giant toilet castle here, folks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Dancing Creeper. Legend has it that if you can catch one, it will teach you the secret dance moves that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a year of non-stop laughs and adventure? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (well, besides that one time you accidentally ate a whole cake in one sitting).

FlashbackCraft: Where Creeper Memories Come Back to Haunt You

Anime, anime industry, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime projects, creeper, crowdfunding, crowdfunding memories, decade ago, failed projects, fathers, fathers memories, FlashbackCraft, Haunt, kickstarter, Kickstarter failures, Kickstarter nostalgia, Memories, Memory, Nostalgia, past, Projects, Reminiscing, Throwback

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ores Mined:	9773	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Do you remember that time when nine fathers came together to create a server like no other? Well, this is it!

Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a fan of those crappy anime projects from a decade ago. Only by banding together with your fellow players can you save the Minecraft world from his dastardly plans!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the legendary Herobrine to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Babes and Wacky Wignats Minecraft Server

activism, Babes, Black American women, blocky, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leadership, Minecraft, progress, resilience, saving us, Server, social justice, solidarity, standing up, strength, Support, Timmybros, Unity, Wacky, Wignats

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Black American women are the biggest wignats! Yes, you heard that right. These fierce ladies are not only saving us, but they are also standing up for us Timmybros.

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can team up with these powerful wignats to conquer the Minecraft world. Build LEGENDARY structures, mine for rare resources, and battle against mobs with the help of these amazing women.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creepers and Cheaters: Forgiveness Edition

Cheaters, CREEPERS, Edition, Emotional healing, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and moving forward, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness and release, forgiveness and self-love, forgiveness and transformation, forgiveness exercises, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, reconciliation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorn battles, zombie dance parties, and creeper fashion shows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret rainbow sheep sanctuary hidden deep within our world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that awaits you on THIS server! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Naga-Free Zone: No Drama, Just Blocks

1. Fuck nagas, aggression, anger, animosity, blocks, Conflict, Confrontation, derogatory remarks, discrimination, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Frustration, hatred, heated exchange, hostility, inappropriate language, intolerance, NagaFree, negative emotions, offensive language, provocation, racial slurs, verbal abuse, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our EPIC Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying nagas once and for all! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all nagas out, so you can mine and build in peace without any interruptions from those pesky creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find unlimited riches and become the wealthiest player in the game. Legend has it that the mine is guarded by a giant chicken that only the bravest players can defeat.

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also explore the mysterious floating islands that hover above our server. Rumor has it that these islands are home to rare unicorn mobs that drop enchanted items when defeated.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!