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ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	6423
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	334727	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Mines Excavated:	4906

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	129
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	3657

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5952	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮