Patotatoman Minecraft Servers

Patotatoman Minecraft Servers

  • MineTime WarpCraft

    MineTime WarpCraft
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 8308
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Zombie Dances: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Star Shards Collected: 93
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever find yourself mining away in Minecraft and suddenly realize that hours have flown by? Well, on our server, time literally flies by because we have a glitch that speeds up the day-night cycle to warp speed! You’ll be building your epic castle one minute and battling creepers in the dark the next – it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

    EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5269
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroTroopzCraft

    EuroTroopzCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1666
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimension Hops: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 20 New Chunks Explored: 543807
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AMERICAN TROOPS IN EUROPE NOT STAYIN’ ‘FOREVER’! DEFENSE CHIEF HEGSETH SAYZ SO! COME BUILD A BASE WITH US AND FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CREEPERS! MAYBE EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FROM HEGSETH HIMSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A COOKIE! #MERICA #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ordinary server for survival server minecraft

    Ordinary server for survival server minecraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8150
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Holy Grails Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server “An ordinary survival server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    EazySurvival.aternos.me:49542

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TMW Modded Network

    TMW Modded Network
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7663
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 186 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Modpack List (As of 15 February 2025)

    Modpack Name Version IP
    All the Mods 10 2.34 atm10.tmw.gg
    All the Mods 9 1.0.4 atm9.tmw.gg
    All the Mods 9 – To the Sky 1.1.3 atm9tts.tmw.gg
    OceanBlock 2 1.0.0 oceanblock2.tmw.gg
    Industrial Village 1.8a iv.tmw.gg
    Chroma Endless 2 1.13 ce2.tmw.gg
    SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required, check our Discord Server) 5.0.7 skyfactory5.tmw.gg
    Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era v3.0.30hf prominence2.TMW.gg

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fertile Nexus 1.21.3

    Fertile Nexus 1.21.3
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8055
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why? Because the girls on here have bodies made for breeding! I’m talking pixelated babes with those blocky curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Join now and get ready to build some sexy pixel art with these Minecraft mamacitas! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into those square-shaped villagers… Ew.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

    NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1222
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

    So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

    Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1306
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Farms Harvested: 316 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 194 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.

    Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

    And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

    So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangOutWithMeMC SMP

    HangOutWithMeMC SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9712
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4698 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

    So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBoomer

    CraftyBoomer
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5220
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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