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CraftyCreeper27

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

Attack, Beersheba, bus station, BusStationBrawl, CASUALTIES, Central Bus Station, Conflict, extremism, injured, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, terror attack, terror incident, Terrorism, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, Wounded

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Void Armor Forged:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	585502
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crops Grown:	9569	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	63
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Animals Bred:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!