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NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9319	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4209	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5360

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	179
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

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