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Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

cavemen, Crafty, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, male identity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, MODERN, modern men, Pathetic, Patheticness, personal development, Prove, psychological wellbeing, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, traditional masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

CraftyKremlinPeace

Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinPeace, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, government relations, international relations, Kremlin ally, military intervention, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political allies, regional stability, russia, scuffle, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4416
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlin ally belarus in all its glory! we bring peace to all the land with our epic scuffles and battles! join us for a wild ride of building, fighting, and making friends with belarusian villagers who just want peace in the midst of chaos! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure yet!

RenaissanceFestCraft

art, Artisans, celebration, costumes, Cultural, Dance, Entertainment, fair, FESTIVAL, historical, History, jousting, Medieval, Music, Performers, Period, reenactment, Renaissance, renaissance fair, RenaissanceFestCraft, tradition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

lol join our epic minecraft server where every day is a renaissance festival! u can dress up as a knight and slay dragons or pretend to be a fancy lady and sip tea with the villagers. we even have a special quest where u have to find the lost golden chicken nugget of doom! trust us, it’s a thing. also, our admin is a talking cow named mr. moo who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

CraftyHappinessMC

Crafty, CraftyHappinessMC, creative activities, creative expression, creative hobbies, emotional well being, feel better, getting creative, happier, Happiness, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, Painting, PEERS, positive effects, self-care, Sewing, stress relief, study, well-being

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchantments Applied:	139
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	4

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

RigoloSMP – The vanilla server where the only thing wilder than the community is the Minecraft world itself! Join now!

Adventure, bedrock, Chill, Community, Cracked, Friends, Join, Minecraft, RigoloSMP, Season, Server, smp, success, Vanilla, Whitelist, WILDER, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Chill
Player Types	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running on version 1.21.

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is entirely vanilla.

Q: Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

A: Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join the server.

LooxMax Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, bullying, Cruel, cyberbullying, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, LooxMax, looxmaxxxxing, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, provoking, retard, Server, Taunting, unkind

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP

achievement, Competition, contemplation, deep thoughts, deserving, determination, inspiration, introspection, Life, Losers, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, Reflection, Religion, self improvement, success, WINNERS, WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP, winning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	817	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

ExCraft Family Drama

amusement park, birthday celebrations, blended family, Boundaries, child support, co parenting, Communication, custody, Drama, emotional labor, ex-partner, ExCraft, family, family dynamics, family outings, father figure, Fatherhood, holiday activities, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some crazy fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life baby mama drama and enjoy building, exploring, and battling creepers!

Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!

Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!

DreamyNightmaresMC SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, DreamyNightmaresMC, fear, Ghosts, Haunting, Horror, Monsters, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., surreal, Terror, unsettling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most epic and absurd challenges in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

FriYAYCraft

Chill, end of the week, Escape, EXCITEMENT, freedom, FRIDAY, FriYAYCraft, Fun, Good Vibes, Happiness, happy hour, joy, leisure, long weekend, positive energy, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, stress relief, TGIF, unwind, weekend

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Friday night party that will make you forget all about the work week! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it low on the dance floor.

We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?

MissileMadnessMC

Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.

we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.

the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.