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CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Towns Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

Idle SMP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Idle SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server with a twist! We have all seen Hermitcraft, and our server is similar to that of Hermitcraft, we have shops at spawn, an amazing community and with a little bit of plugins we have made this server one of the best and one of the most relaxing servers out there!

Come join the Idle SMP today!

135.148.53.92:25709

Spyrocraft

Community, Fun, MCMMO, Shops, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Potions Brewed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

SpyroCraft is a 13+ HermitCraft inspired SMP. SpyroCraft offers a wide variety of redeeming qualities that help to ensure it is the right place for you.What we offer: – Kind and Welcoming Community – Inclusive and Toxicity Free Environment – Understanding, Dedicated, Hard-Working Staff Team – A Place To Have Endless FUN! – LGBTQ+ Friendly

play.spyrocraft.com

Welcome to the Minecraft Minfi server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4087	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

The owner of the “Welcome to Minfi” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

server.minfi.ru

SR-Network

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

We were gone closed… but now we are back and not for no reason. Its time to be better and greater. I’ve learned so much over the past few years of hosting and its time to make something great! Join us and become a lasting part of our servers history.

We have an older server we call the Legacy server which is around 2 and a half years old. But we also have the new server which is only a few weeks old!

sr-server.xyz:25577

La Canoa

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

A survival server starring SoyAnthonyy_ from Twitch.

It has:

– Custom mobs. – Custom builds. – Backpacks. – PvP arena. – Asteroids.

And much more, join in version 1.16.5!

IP: soyanthony.apexmc.co

104.238.210.46:25606

The bippy smp

Economy, Factions, Kit PvP, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6860	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Hosted by a mediocre twitch streamer, this server has a lot to offer.

The Bippy SMP is a lifesteal server with plugins for custom enchants,crystalpvp, shops, economy, money from mobs, teams, and more! Featuring an amazing community, you’re sure to make friends and have a great time! You can make your own team and try to be the best or ride solo. Season 3 just began so there is still time to get ready before everyone gets too powerful! Now works with versions 1.18.2-1.19.1!

bippy.mc.gg

SquidGames FaweMc Minecraft server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2833	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Modes where you can play:

– SQUID GAME

– GRIFFER SURVIVAL

– VANILLA SURVIVAL (1.16.5)

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Large online, frequent streams from YouTubers!

mo.fawemc.me

SneedCraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

SneedCraft is a hardcore towny Minecraft server. We are trying to keep things simple, and return to basics. This will be a hardcore server, you can say what you want, and do what you want with little oversight. SERVER IS WORK IN PROGRESS

sneedcraft.apexmc.co

Evans SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

ok so, its an smp i made for fun. please dont greif.

well it was for me and my friends but i decided to make it public

173.205.84.122:25579

Coalsmp

Hardcore, Multiplayer Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

HELLO!!! 1.19 brand new server opening!! CoalSMP was created July 19, 2022 so we are a very new server! CoalSMP offers Hardcore survival with practically pure vanilla! Members get access to 2 homes and are able to teleport to other members in the server!! We are an extremely active little community and we do need more help with staff, BUT DONT ASK!!! We can’t wait to have you join our server and can’t wait to see some amazing builds!💚 we have a little discord as well for anyone to join to get announcements on our server or just to mess around!💚

CoalSMP.serv.nu