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The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6695
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Lost in Blocks – Minecraft SMP /ptng/ #139

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Embers of Long Night, Eugenics, Faded Pursuit, Glimmer in the Shadows, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Nasty, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Tier List

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and activities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for the [Embers of Long Night] event where you’ll have to survive against hordes of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Or how about the [Glimmer in the Shadows] arrest event where you’ll have to outsmart the sneaky Endermen trying to steal all your diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the [Faded Pursuit] directional arrest and try to catch the elusive creeper who’s been causing chaos in the village. And don’t forget about the [Mania Training] phase 7 where you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with exploding TNT blocks!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret societies lurking in the shadows (/ptng/ in sig when applying). And don’t forget to redeem the secret codes (sɓu!ʇʇǝs ʇunoɔɔⱯ u! ɯǝǝpǝꓤ)sǝpoꓛ for some extra surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	6926	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

abhorrent, abominable, detestable, Disgusting, Foul, gross, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach churning, unappetizing, unsavory, Vile, YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3813
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mines Excavated:	2950
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

air traffic control, Airport, airport disruption, airport operations, airport safety, airspace violation, aviation security, Chaos, disrupts flights, drone attack, drone incident, drone incident investigation, drone regulations, drone technology, drone threat, emergency response, Flight Cancellations, flight delays, Moscow news, Moscow Oblast, MoscowCraft, three airports, travel disruption

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

blockbusters, Effectiveness, futility, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, Prevention, preventive actions, preventive measures effectiveness, preventive measures futility, preventive solutions, preventive strategies, proactive measures, redundancy, risk management, risk mitigation, risk prevention, risk prevention strategies, security measures, solution, useless

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2684	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Mines Excavated:	1241

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

Blaze, Caves Advancements, Community, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Graves, Hungry, large projects, LGBTQ, Lore, Map Reset, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, New section, partially, Plain, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1414	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.