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LOLcraft – The Land of Llamas and Laughs #1

Base incidents, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Eugenics, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Land, laughs, Llamas, LolCraft, Mania Training, Nasty, Ode to Sun, Path to Nowhere, ptng, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Stamina efficiency, Tier List

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	264
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and guides? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic event ever, the Ode to Sun, where you can battle against the forces of darkness and win fabulous prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most intense Mania Training phase that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?

And don’t even get us started on our detailed tier list, crimebrand priority, and hypercube income strategies. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time with all the insider tips and tricks we have to offer.

Plus, if you join our secret society, you’ll unlock a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Lost in Pixels – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our latest event, the “Eternal Nightmare,” where you’ll have to battle creepy creatures and solve mind-bending puzzles to escape! But that’s not all, we also have the “Timeless Solitude” event where you’ll be trapped in a dimension where time stands still – good luck getting out of that one!

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have gone crazy! Rumor has it that the zombies have started breakdancing and the creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these absurd antics firsthand!

But wait, there’s more! We have a detailed tier list to help you navigate the madness, crimebrand priority guides to maximize your resources, and even a secret society called NAsty where members plot outrageous pranks on each other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchantments Applied:	259
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2905	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Void Armor Forged:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	198
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	124
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8670	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5582	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7550

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2774
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!